The movie follows Jack (played by Clooney), an assassin hiding out in a Wes Anderson-esque dreamworld of an Italian city after he’s tracked and made by a sniper at a Swedish winter lodge. His identity and cover blown, he’s forced to kill both the sniper and his girlfriend, resulting in him fleeing to Italy in search of a safe haven. He eventually finds himself in a city called Castel Del Monte where he spends his mornings shirtless in a barren flat with no furniture – but it does have a pull-up bar and you better believe he uses it. If you’ve come to see some fake George Clooney tattoos, this is the film for you. Also, if you came for long-sideburn Clooney, baggy-pants Clooney, backpack-carrying Clooney, or mega-Euro-Persol-sunglasses Clooney, buckle up. Oh yeah, and lest we forget: Speedmaster-wearing Clooney.